Skip the bright green: your favorite jeans will do.
Saint Patrick wore blue (not green) and got so nervous meeting the High King that Patrick stabbed the royal fellow in the foot. That makes the saint a little easier to relate to — even saints make fools of themselves sometimes!
Happy Saint Patrick’s Day and don’t drink too much green beer if you’re in Santa Monica. The cops have announced they will be on the prowl looking for drivers who’ve been drinking so they can hand out big fat tickets.
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